Gone Bananas!!!
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Trump’s Revenge Ousts Five Defiant Indiana Incumbents in Primaries Win
Pence Primaries...
Google Chrome Secretly Installs 4GB AI Model to Control Users
Control This!!! Commie FuckWad!
Trump Pulls US from NATO After Europe Backs Iran in Epic Fury
Its America First! And It MUST be America First!
Stephen Miller: Illegal Aliens Created Over 40 Democrat House Seats
Unsustainable...Thank God! Time To Clean House...The House!
Musk Predicts All Smartphone Apps Will Die in Five Years
Singularity Dude...Hang Ten...Catch the Wave!
Met Gala DEI Orgy of Blacks and Ethnics Fuels Violent Backlash
Global Nigger Communism! (GNC) On Full Display...Fortunately Not Here To Stay! Witness The Last Gasps Of Degeneracy!
US CENTCOM Launches Project Freedom, Challenges Iran in Hormuz Strait
Uncle Sam Says So!
Trump Corners Oil Market as Iran Self-Destructs via Hormuz Blockade
Card Shark! Land Shark! Sand Shark! Bloodbath!
American Pope Leo Vindicates Anti-Catholic Tropes on Foreign Loyalty
Bring On The Reformation...
Dawkins Claude AI Chat Exposes Irony in Evolution Probability Zero
Atheist Finds God...Vox Day Confirms It! Who Are We? What Are We? Where Are We? When Are We? The Mirror: I Am = AI
Trump Demands Senate Republicans Nuke Filibuster or Democrats Destroy America
Intended Or Unintended Consequences? When This Happens...Its Gonna Be Epic!
David Reich: Ancient DNA Exposes Violent Cultures, Shatters Peaceful Myths
Kill! Or Be Killed! We Have A Really Evolved Society Today...
Trump Horse Golden Tempo Wins Derby in Epic Outside Surge Over Obama Renegade
Stay The Course...Dark Past Gives Way To The Bright Future! The Golden Age Is Upon Us! Up Tempo Now!
Crocs Feel Good Until You Look Down and Realize You Are Gay
Say It With Us...Fake And Gay! (Mostly, because Crocs are both fake and gay)
Trump: US Navy Acts Like Pirates, Honoring America’s Founding Legacy
Show Us Your Booty!
Spirit’s Shutdown: Which Airline Wins Its Budget Travelers Next?
The Culture War.
Derby Defies Communist May Day: America Crowns Kings, Not Proletariat
Don't Count The Golden Age Out! Commies Will Lose!
No Kings Hypocrites Pivot to May Day Communist Uprising
Happy May Day For The Fake & Gay! Its A Revolution Alright...A MAGA Revolution!
Congress Ignores Unconstitutional War Powers Deadline Amid Iran Ceasefire
Congress Is Largely Ineffective & Unconstitutional At This Point Themselves. Ironically.
Trump Signs Canadian Oil Pipeline Permit After King Charles Meeting
Right Under The King's Nose!
King Charles Forges Ancient Mountain Ties in Shenandoah’s Blue Ridge
The Scottish Enlightenment Persists...God Save The King! King Of Kings...
Trump Reposts Q+ Storm Meme as Beekeeper Dessert Symbolizes Arrival
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Hegseth Delivers Combative Defense of Iran Campaign in Congressional Testimony
He Bleeds Red, White & Blue...If He Ever Bled.
Glamorous JPM Exec Accused of Turning Married Broker Into Office Sex Slave
Wonder What Her Favorite Form Of Abortion Is?
Outlaw David Allan Coe Ascends to Agartha After Civil Rights Act Gutted
You Will Always Call Him By His Name...David Allan Coe Was 86'd at 86!