Either The Most Real And Heroic Thing Ever! Or The Most Fake And Gay Thing Ever! Let's See What Happens Next!!!
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Artemis II Crew Safely Returns from Record Lunar Journey
Swalwell Accused of Assaulting Drunk Staffer; Trump Vindicated on Fame Quote
He Did More Than Grab Her By The Pussy! But He Probably Is Innocent...By All Means Call Him A Douche! Because He Is! Oh...And Repeal The 19th!
Trump’s Golden Eagle Guards Constitution in Oval Office
American Exceptionalism!
Trump Declares World Undergoing Most Powerful Reset In History
The Great Reset, The Great Awakening, Project 2030, New World Order, The Golden Age, Singularity, America First, Knights Of The Golden Triangle, "Donroe Doctrine"...Take Your Pick! Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder!
US Inflation Rises Modestly 0.9% Amid US-Israel-Iran War
Its All Fake And Gay...And The Best Is Yet To Come!
Treasury, Fed Summon Wall Street Over Anthropic AI Cyber Risks
We Have The Best Gays! And The Best Death Cultists...
Melania Trump Urges Epstein Victims to Testify Under Oath
A Body That Just Won't Quit!
NATO Failed Us Before—Won’t Be There Next Time, Remember Greenland!
Next Stop...The Byzantine Empire! NO NATO!
Trump Pentagon Invokes Avignon Papacy to Warn American Pope
Make Avignon Great Again!
Crazed Homeless Killer Deemed Incompetent, Sparking Impeachment and Execution Demands
Mind Rot, Mind Control, Self-Hatred - Time For AI Justice! Swift & Just! Coming Soon!
US-Iran Two-Week Ceasefire Paves Path to Peace and Economic Rebound
Peace In The Middle East! Thank You Trump...Again.
Unpredicted: Shi'ite-Catholicism vs Judeo-Hinduism Geopolitical Clash
"COEXIST" Bumper Stickers Come To Life? Or Just Another Religious War? Or Is It All Just Fake & Gay??? We Know!!!
Democrats, FakeNews Target Hegseth for Championing Christ, America First Victory
Onward Christian Soldiers...Leading With Christ & Living The Golden Rule!
Gilgo Architect Rex Heuermann Pleads Guilty to 8 Murders
Life's a Beach...Then One Day, For No Reason At All, You Kill Eight Bitches Over Two Decades. Blueprint For Murder...
Easter Bunny Warns Iran: Open Hormuz or Face Doom
Going Nuclear With Bad Bunny? Dropping Easter Eggs All Over The Place!
Doomsday Plane Circles Offutt Amid Iran Tensions
Fear Mongering At It's Best!
Trump: Tucker Carlson is Low-IQ, Clueless on Middle East & Christianity
Tucker Is An Important Part Of The Art Of The (Psy Op) Deal! Don't Count Tucker Out...Yet.
Artemis II Proves Apollo Moon Landings and Round Earth!
We're Not Buying It. This Is Some AI Death Cult Bullshit! Flat Earth Might Also Be Fake & Gay Though.
Trump Drops Expletive Iran Hell Warning Over Hormuz
Art Of War...Or Something Like It!
Artemis II Astronauts Confirm Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Prophetic
Alien Invasion - T-Minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
Cosmic Portal: Aries-Sagittarius Liberation on April 7, 2026
Written In The Stars...
Savannah Guthrie Returns "home" to TODAY Amid Mother’s Ongoing Arizona Abduction
The Show Must Go On...And Whore's Of Media Only Know One Home!
Trump’s ‘WE GOT HIM!’ Iran Pilot Rescue Triumphs Over Haters
The War Theater Here Is Amazing! Truly!
Trump’s Midnight Rescue: Pilot Saved, Left’s Demonic Lies Smote
One Resurrection After Another...
Importing the Third World Turns America into the Third World
Shit Hole Country! Too Late?
Family Communism Works, National Scale Collapses—Digitized AI Enables It
Oh The Irony Of It All! Hopefully the Star Gates Open Back Up And We Can Go Back Home Before It Implements.