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Trump: Victory Near in Iran Operation, Sanctions Lifted on Oil
Musk Offers to Pay TSA for Better Travel
Putting His Money Where His Mouth Is!
The Hilarious Irony of Gangrene Ads During Saturday Soccer Games
The Dark Comedy...Of Reality.
US Deploys Marines to Defend Israel Amid UK Hormuz Strikes
Promises Made...Promises Broken? Wait Just A Goddamn Minute Here..."Oorah"
Chuck Norris Dies at 86 But America Will Still Win
Off Into The Sunset!
Brilliant Vernal Equinox Islamic Solar Calendar Ruined By Reckless Explosions
Bring In The Spring! They'll Be Dancing In The Streets....They'll Be Gunned Down And Hanged!
Iran Hangs Tortured Teen Wrestling Champion for War Against God
100 To 1 He Was Gay. Its Either That Or the Iranians Really Are Crazy, Blood Thirsty Lunatics That Need To Be Bombed Into Oblivion!
Trump Throws Israel Under Bus Over Iran South Pars Strike
Magic Bus...Raised From The Dead?
Exhausted Democrats Launch Brutal Stamina Warfare Blocking Trump Voter ID
They Hate You! They Hate America! Civil War incoming? Or Is It Gonna Be Sugar Water And Netflix For Another Decade?
CIA Sky Poisoning Conspiracy Is Just Dumb 90s Paranoia Nonsense
More Fake And Gay Psy Ops...Mind Control Is Everything To The Death Cult!
Internet Viral King Afroman Now Controls Spice In Dune Imperium
Make 'Em Cry...Make 'Em ALL Cry! #WLY
Devastating Israeli Strike Kills Iran’s Hidden Marxist Brain Ali Larijani
Boom! You're Dead.
GOP Advances SAVE America Act 51-48 to Restore Election Faith
"A Republic, If You Can Keep It." - Benjamin Franklin
Missing Air Force General McCasland UFO Ties Prompt FBI Search
Aliens.Gov Was Just Secured By U.S. Cybersecurity...Prepare For the Biggest Psy Op Of ALL Time!
Paul Atreides Senses Chalamet Wish AI Replaces Zendaya With Sweeney
The Spice Must Flow!
Trump Trolls Critics: Renames Strait of Hormuz ‘Straight of America’
All The Greats Do It! History Is Written By The Losers.
Trump Blasts Allies Over Hormuz Refusal Signaling Global US Withdrawal
Bring It On Home!
Irish PM Urges Dual Loyalty on Christian Saint Patrick’s Day
White Loves You! #WLY
Trump Laughs at Intel: Iran’s Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Gay
Fake & Gay...And Run By The CIA. Classic Psy Op Full Of Irony!
Happy Gary Plauché Day: Father’s Airport Justice Sparks Kid Protection Cheers
Shot Seen Round The World!
Antifa’s Secret Revolution Exposed in Oscar-Winning Film “One Battle After Another”
By Santa's Beard & All Hail Saint Nick!
Netanyahu Skips Security Meet Amid Iran Tensions, Denies Death Rumors
Looks Like Trump Got His Man...Couldn't Have Happened To A Nicer Guy! Long Live Charlie Kirk!
Deep State Psyop Sparks Anti-Israel Hate to Fracture MAGA Base
What Say You Little Austrian Painter? Fake And Gay? Or Divided And Concurred?
Hegseth Launches Task Force Auditing Military Colleges, Ditching DEI Indoctrination
You'll Be A Man My Son. A KillIng Machine Kind Of A Man! "This Is Sparta!" Or Something Like It.
Trump Welcomes Rodeo Champs, Dons White Hat Nodding to QAnon
WWG!WGA? Really...Is This Really Happening? Are We Living In A Simulation...Or A Post Reality World?