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John Bolton Faces Up to 20 Years in Prison for Alleged Mishandling of Classified Information
Canada to Lift Retaliatory Tariffs on U.S. Products, Signaling Willingness To Become 51st State
The Power Of The Pen...And DJT.
Trump Announces FIFA World Cup Draw in D.C., Threatens Military Deployment to Combat ‘Crime Emergency’
Golden Goals...Coming To A Major (Militarily Controlled) City Near!
Democrats Urged to Drop ‘Woke’ Words Like ‘Latinx’ to Reconnect with Voters
Let Me "Axe" You A Question???
Trump Demands Immediate Release of Jailed Election Whistleblower Tina Peters, Threatens Harsh Measures
Patriot Peters...Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned. Payback Is Coming!
New York Appeals Court Overturns Trump’s $500 Million Fraud Penalty, Questions Engoron’s Judgment
Tyrants Will Pay...Unqualified Quacks Will Be Removed.
EU Refuses Troops, Russia Rejects NATO: Trump Calls for US Withdrawal from Ukraine Security Talks
The Perfect Squeeze. Z Is A Goner...
Apple News Unveils Hollywood’s Sordid Truth: Starlets and Supermodels Trade Bodies for Fame and Power
Oldest Profession Alive & Well...
Gabbard Strips Security Clearances from 37 Intelligence Officials, Alleges Seditious Conspiracy in Russia Hoax
Purge? You Bet Your Ass! You Want A Pinko Commie With Clearance?
Trump Declares Himself ‘Daddy’ of Techno-Fascist Imperium at White House Summit
Daddy Issues Aside...Daddy's Home!
Ukraine Strikes Druzhba Pipeline Again, Halting Hungary’s Oil Supply in Escalating Energy War
Modern Warfare Is Scary As Hell!
Newsom’s Team Mimics Trump’s X Style, Signaling MAGA’s Grip on Political Discourse
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
MSNBC’s MS NOW Rebrand Sparks Hilarious ‘Ms. Now’ Memes, Hints at Feminist Symbol for Progressive Fight
Make it Stop Now! = MS Now
Trump Presses Ukraine to Surrender Crimea, Abandon NATO Hopes to End War
VU Day...Coming Up.
Trump Vows to Ban Mail-In Ballots and Voting Machines, Claims U.S. Elections Rigged by Globalist Forces
Elections Are Fake & Gay...DJT Is Gonna Straighten Them Out!
Saylor Backs Bitcoin as Digital Gold, Dismisses Dogecoin as Speculative Gamble
Aptly Named, This Pirate Is Long On Bitcoin Booty!
Resurrected Budd Grant Seeks Norse Vengeance, Targets Vikings’ Male Cheerleaders to Restore Team Honor
However You Spell It...Pufter, Puffter Or Poofter It Isn't A Purple People Eater. Period!
D.C. Protesters Embrace ‘Hell Hole’ Chaos, Clash With Police Over Crime Crackdown
Mental Illness and Commies Go Together...Sickos.
Illegal Immigrant’s California-Issued CDL Leads to Deadly Florida Crash And Demands For Justice
Send 'Em All To The Gallows!
Melania's Peace Letter To Putin Signals Emerald Order’s Return for New Golden Age
Maybe Some Suspension Of Disbelief In Order...Truth Vs. Fiction.
Trump Pushes Zelenskiy for Ukraine Deal as Putin Demands Donetsk
This Actor Is About To Exit Stage Left.
Gerrymandering Scandals Confirm Warnings on Technology’s Threat to Democracy
Once Again...Proving That Elections Are Fake & Gay.
Trump’s D.C. Police Takeover Spurs City To Defend Fake Autonomy
Going Ape Shit In DC...
Hurricane Erin’s Category 5 Fury Looms, But 100-Foot Mega-Tsunami Threatens
Ride The Wave Of Fear & Death...Or Don't. Reject the Death Cult!