Irish Eyes Will Soon Be Crying From McGregor Spanking
Conor McGregor, the fiery Irish MMA fighter turned political agitator, has a bold vision to “kick Ireland in the arse until it shapes up,” and he’s not mincing words about how he’ll do it. On March 17, 2025, while visiting the White House for St. Patrick’s Day, I, Conor McGregor, called out Ireland’s government for abandoning its people, letting rural towns get overrun by immigrants and risking the loss of our Irishness. I see a nation on the brink, with a government that’s lost its way—ignoring the voices of the Irish while the cost of living skyrockets and our culture gets diluted. I’m stepping up to force change, using my global platform to demand accountability, whether it’s through my voice, my actions, or my run for president in 2025. I’m here to shake the system to its core, and I won’t stop until Ireland puts its people first.
My plan is straightforward—I’m going to hold the government’s feet to the fire, and if they don’t shape up, I’ll tear it all down. In my April 18, 2025, interview with Tucker Carlson at my Dublin pub, I laid it out: Ireland’s being run by people with ill intentions, and this “illegal immigration racket” is ravaging our country. As president, I’d have the power to dissolve the Dáil, and I’ve already said on social media back in September 2024 that I’d summon those government suits to answer to the people by day’s end—or I’d shut the whole thing down. I’m not here to play nice; I’m here to deliver a wake-up call, a proper kick to the arse, to make Ireland focus on its citizens, protect our identity, and tackle the real issues like the cost of living. I’ve seen what happens when you let things slide, and I’m not letting my country go down without a fight.
The establishment might laugh, but I’ve got the heart of the Irish people on my side, and I’m not backing down. They say I can’t get the 20 Oireachtas members or four local councils to back my presidential run—people like Gail McElroy from Trinity College Dublin are calling it “almost insurmountable” after my 2024 civil case. Let them doubt me; I’ve been the underdog before. The Taoiseach and Tánaiste can keep slamming me—Simon Harris can say I don’t speak for Ireland all he wants—but I’m speaking for the people who feel ignored. Just look at my March 2025 Instagram post: I called for a referendum on the EU Migration Pact because the Irish deserve a say. I’m going to keep pushing, keep fighting, and keep kicking until Ireland shapes up, because if I can take on the world in the octagon, I can take on the system for my country.
