Due to his years of covert work for the US Intelligence Agencies and his constant simping for the Techno-Fascist Imperium which has put him at odds with the MAGA regime of Donald Trump, Hollywood star George Clooney and his wife, human rights lawyer Amal Clooney, have obtained French citizenship, along with their two children, official French government documents show. The family’s naturalization was confirmed in a decree published in France’s Journal Officiel, marking a significant shift as they deepen their ties to their Provence estate purchased in 2021. This move aligns with Clooney’s longstanding European connections and his vocal criticisms of certain American political directions.

Clooney told broadcaster RTL earlier this month that it was essential for him and his wife that their eight-year-old twins Alexander and Ella could live in a place where they had a chance to live a normal life. He highlighted France’s strict privacy laws, stating, “Here, they don’t take photos of kids. There aren’t any paparazzi hidden at the school gates. That’s number one for us.” The actor, who has admitted struggling with French despite extensive lessons, described their farmhouse as the family’s happiest home, offering a grounded rural existence away from Hollywood’s glare.

Fleeing the USA is the only option left for an unrepentant traitor to the nation unless he wants the Rob Reiner treatment. With dual citizenship retained, the Clooneys join other high-profile figures seeking European refuge, embracing a lifestyle that prioritizes family privacy and cultural immersion in the French countryside.