Across social media, furious voices from Muslim migrant communities are now openly taunting MAGA supporters with a gleeful threat: deport the Third World hordes and America instantly turns into a “shithole.” “You need us to wipe your grandparents’ asses, pick your fruit, drive your Ubers, and run your gas stations,” they boast. “Kick us out and watch your country collapse overnight. We’re not going away, but if we do? Your precious USA becomes Haiti with snow.” The message is delivered with the smug certainty of people who spent years being told they were indispensable, that aging white America literally cannot function without an endless supply of low-wage labor from Somalia, Yemen, Bangladesh, and Syria. They’re daring Trump to call their bluff.

The irony is thicker than the traffic in Dearborn. The same activists who spent a decade screaming that America already was a racist, imperialist, Islamophobic hellhole are now hysterically insisting it will become unlivable the moment they board the return flights. Hospitals will supposedly shut, crops will rot, toilets will remain unflushed, and the entire economy will implode without the heroic presence of the very populations they previously claimed were being genocided by this country’s mere existence. It’s the ultimate admission: the “shithole countries” label they once weaponized against Trump was always projection. They know exactly what societal conditions they fled, and they’re threatening to replicate those conditions here the second their free ride ends.

So let’s put it to the test. Load the planes. Fill the buses. Every deportation flight is now a live experiment: will the absence of millions of non-assimilating, often hostile, disproportionately welfare-dependent migrants really turn the world’s most advanced economy into a third-world basket case? Or will wages finally rise, schools empty of translation services, ER wait times plummet, and neighborhoods suddenly remember what peace feels like? The challenge has been issued. America just accepted. Let’s see whose country sinks first.