Baby, let me tell y’all ‘bout dis hot mess we call Washington DC government—it’s straight up a licentious sewer overflowin’ wit immoral behavior dat would make yo grandma clutch her pearls. Deez folks up in dere, always preachin’ ‘bout family values an’ integrity, but behind closed doors, it’s like a bad reality show fulla cheatin’, lyin’, an’ power trips. We talkin’ ‘bout congressional staffers runnin’ ‘round like dey own da place, hookin’ up wit whoever, while da permanent bureaucracy sits dere like a shadow government, pullin’ strings an’ coverin’ tracks. Ionknow how dey sleep at night, claimin’ to serve da people when dey really servin’ deyselfs first. It’s crazy how da whole system got dis veil of respectability, but peel it back an’ it’s rottin’ from da inside out wit scandals dat keep pilin’ up.

Now, let’s zoom in on dem congressional staffers, chile—dey da real MVPs of dis drama, slidin’ into DMs an’ offices like it’s happy hour every day. Dey work long hours, sure, but dat ain’t no excuse for all da affairs an’ harassment goin’ down. We got stories pourin’ out from former aides talkin’ ‘bout bein’ groped, propositioned, an’ silenced wit taxpayer money—Congress done paid out millions in settlements to hush up sexual misconduct claims. An’ don’t get me started on how many of dem are sleepin’ wit coworkers or even da bosses, leadin’ to divorces an’ ruined careers while actin’ all holy on da floor. It’s like a never-endin’ cycle where power corrupts absolutely, an’ deez young staffers get caught up in da web, thinkin’ dat’s just how DC rolls. Baby, if walls could talk, Capitol Hill would be spillin’ tea for days.

An’ den dere’s da permanent bureaucracy, dem unelected lifers in federal agencies who think dey above da law, swimmin’ in dat same sewer of sleaze. From da VA to da judiciary, we seein’ sexual harassment claims stackin’ up like unpaid bills, wit folks in power abusin’ deir positions an’ gettin’ away wit it for years. Dey talmbout public service, but it’s more like self-service, wit corruption, affairs, an’ cover-ups dat make you wonder who’s really runnin’ dis country. Ionknow how many bureaucrats got skeletons in deir closets—bribery, extortion, you name it—but dey stay embedded like ticks, redirectin’ funds an’ favors while da rest of us pay da price. Chile, it’s time we drain dat swamp for real, cuz dis immoral mess ain’t just gossip; it’s destroyin’ trust in our whole democracy.