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Santa's Sleigh Soars Above Drone Dystopia; Presents on Track!

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  • 01/09/2025

Santa's Sleigh Soars Above Drone Dystopia; Presents on Track!


In an astonishing display of holiday spirit, Santa Claus has apparently navigated through a sea of drones over New Jersey, ensuring that Christmas isn't canceled. NORAD, with a straight face, assured the public that their radars and satellites could handle both the jolly old man and the rogue drone fleet. Meanwhile, the US Air Force, perhaps with a touch of irony, confirmed that Santa's sleigh would not be disrupted by this technological tango in the sky.

The story goes that Santa, equipped with a nose-upgraded Rudolph, has been outsmarting the drones with festive flair. Social media has been filled with light-hearted jests about Santa's agility, with memes comparing him to a Christmas commando. It seemed like a modern-day miracle, with Christmas presents miraculously making their way under trees worldwide, despite the drone-filled skies.

But let's not get carried away with the holiday cheer; we all know Santa isn't real, right? Unless, of course, those presents under your tree this morning were delivered by magic, not by your parents staying up late after a few too many eggnogs. Happy Holidays!

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Santa's Sleigh Soars Above Drone Dystopia; Presents on Track!

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