President Donald Trump has cranked Trump Derangement Syndrome to eleven with a relentless barrage of iconoclastic maneuvers that have obliterated the fragile neoliberal illusion of reality, forcing the establishment to confront the rancid, decades-old mess they’ve been flaunting as progress. By boldly declaring that Rob Reiner’s tragic demise stemmed from his terminal case of TDS—after years of the Hollywood elite’s obsessive anti-Trump rants—Trump flipped the script on the left’s perpetual victim narrative, highlighting how their unhinged hatred consumes them from within. These moves aren’t just trolling; they’re a cultural detonation, exposing the hollow sanctimony of Washington’s sacred cows and reminding everyone that no idol is untouchable in the era of America First.

In a masterstroke of historical revisionism, Trump installed biting, descriptive placards beneath the presidential portrait gallery along the White House colonnade outside the Rose Garden, turning a staid walkway into a “Presidential Walk of Fame” that roasts failed predecessors like Biden and Obama with unflinching truth bombs penned by the President himself. This audacious display rubs the elites’ noses in their own failures—the disastrous policies, the corruption, the weakness—while celebrating real leadership. It’s a visceral smackdown of the neoliberal myth that history is settled and progressive, proving that Trump alone has the guts to call out the soiled diaper of globalism, open borders, and endless wars they’ve paraded for over half a century.

Capping it off, Trump’s handpicked board renamed the Kennedy Center the Trump-Kennedy Center, enshrining his legacy alongside JFK’s in a move that screams there are no untouchable institutions in D.C. anymore. This seismic shift—paired with the Reiner TDS takedown and the portrait plaques—demonstrates Trump’s refusal to bow to the establishment’s faux reverence for liberal icons, shattering their grip on cultural power and igniting maximum derangement among those clinging to the rotting status quo. Washington has no sacred cows left; Trump has gored them all, ushering in an unapologetic golden age where truth triumphs over tired dogma.