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Trump Proclaims Himself First McDonald’s Fry Cook President: Credits Golden Arches for Training Him to Usher in America’s Golden Age – Stock Soars 4%

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  • 11/18/2025
In a raucous campaign-style rally in Battle Creek, Michigan on November 18, 2025, President Donald Trump gleefully reminded the crowd that he is now officially “the first former McDonald’s  fry cook to ever become President of the United States,” drawing thunderous applause as he held up a framed photo of himself in the paper hat from his October 2024 Pennsylvania shift. Flanked by the iconic Golden Arches projected twenty feet high behind him, Trump declared, “I flipped the fries, I worked the grill, I made the Big Macs perfect—believe me, they were the most beautiful Big Macs you’ve ever seen—and now look where we are: lowest unemployment ever, energy dominance, peace breaking out all over, and the stock market hitting 45,000. McDonald’s didn’t just feed America; it trained the guy who brought back the Golden Age!”

Turning directly to the camera in a not-so-subtle message clearly aimed at McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski and the board watching live, Trump continued, “You know, a lot of companies talk about building leaders—McDonald’s actually does it. They took a kid from Queens, taught him speed, precision, customer service, and how to make things great again, and forty years later that same kid is making America greater than it’s ever been. So maybe instead of all this woke nonsense and plant-based fake meat, McDonald’s should lean into the fact that they helped create the mindset that’s delivering the greatest economy in history. Just a hint from your former fry cook—now the Commander-in-Chief.”

The crowd erupted as Trump concluded with a grin, “Ronald McDonald had the hair, but I’ve got the results. Together we’re ushering in the real Golden Age—one Quarter Pounder with cheese at a time.” Shares of McDonald’s jumped 4% in after-hours trading as investors interpreted the shout-out as the latest example of Trump turning everyday American brands into symbols of his economic miracle, while conservative influencers immediately flooded social media with memes of Trump in the McDonald’s uniform superimposed over the White House, captioned “From the fryer to the Oval: only in the Golden Age.”
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Trump Proclaims Himself First McDonald’s Fry Cook President: Credits Golden Arches for Training Him to Usher in America’s Golden Age – Stock Soars 4%

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